Diet Croydon

OK, not strictly anything to do with downhill mountainbiking (although the protagonist rides a bicycle, and it's not like being irrelevant has stopped us before), but here's a book written by one of the Stopadoodledooers. Can you guess which one?


Click on the unappealing picture of a fridge to get to the book
It's got kebabs in it, a truly awful pun about fungal infections, and a lot of people who think they're cleverer than they really are. If you're too cheap to buy a copy, you can always read the first chapter for free, then come back here and tell us how you won't ever pay for that. You cheap swines. If you do buy a copy, Jason and Cushtie promise to come round to your house*, one of them will sign it and then we'll drink everything in your kitchen cupboard. Including the bleach if we're drunk enough and you haven't hidden it, on past form.
* as long as they're in the same country as you at that particular time

TROPHY WIFE

If you are a woman driving this car, you are a trophy wife. If you are a man driving this car, you are a trophy wife.