Monster Park UFO

Thomas Vanderham, as seen on North American Air Defense Radar:

It's neither big nor clever

It's Playground Law, a wondrous repository of all the evil things you ever did when you were at school...

P.S. Rode 62 miles of the South Downs Way on Saturday. It was shit. That is all.

It's delicious and delightful

It's a cake ... made of MEAT