More about sheds

America says NO to sheds. Our Miami correspondent is back from running coke across the Caribbean or buying pastel t-shirts to wear with a linen jacket, or whatever else it is they do over there, to join in the debate on sheds. Kent says:
Just buy a clapped-out white van and keep all your bikes and gear in it. It save a lot of loading and unloading, and you are always certain to have all of your shit, if you can just find it the the van
Kent goes on to add that the other convenient point about vans over sheds is that not only are they easier for picking up hitch-hikers in, but once you've murdered them it's easier to dispose of their mangled bodies wrapped in a roll of old carpet by throwing them out the back while doing a ton down the M4. To the best of our knowledge, you can't do that in a shed.
Next week, Curtis puts on his marigolds, does a bit of dusting and tells us why keeping bikes in the living room is the best.