France 2006 - get the excuses in first

Where are the Stopadoodledoo team going to be riding in France this year? When? Who? Well, Jason has this report to make:

Don't think FG will be there as he wasted all his holiday entitlement by walking around Argentina for a month with one of his jolly chums who was probably called something like Nigel or Rupert and had a yellow stain in the 'bowl' of his underpants ("Ha !! We walked on a glacier, in a desert and in a rain forest. You nobhead.").

Hora is a buffoon and won't come out as he'll end up missing Lisa and Bingo the dog after 2 days, cry and then want to do something nasty to one of our bottoms ("I've got a double bed upstairs, Adam"). Plus, if he left Lisa and Bingo alone for too long, he'd have no dog left and she'd be muttering about something that tasted like chicken, and then poo out a red ribbon a few days later.

Curtis is going to be too skint until August as he appears to be paying off the national debt for Uganda, as well as sharing a flat with me (which means that he'll be drinking A LOT over the next few months).

Cushtie, whilst saying that he's going, will probably sign up for the Iron Man competition instead and spend a day running, cycling and swimming in his Cannondale lycra shorts, sweating profusely and questioning his sanity.
We (Cush and I) were talking about going out there for three weeks and hooking up with people along the way, but we discussed it when we were about 50 units into a ridiculously drunken night.