REVIEW: Iron Horse Sunday

Here's Jonny's new bike, which he's paid a lot of money for. Now if we were anybody else you'd now have to sit through four or five interminable pages of some bigheaded (and walleted) nitwit trying to justify his new purchase by telling the world about how much better it makes him than any other bike could.

Since this is Stopadoodledoo, and since Jonny forgot to submit such a review along with the picture he emailed us, we can tell you that:

• It's alright as far as it goes


• In all honesty a 224 would probably be a lot better


• But at least it's in team colours


• And not all the paint has been rubbed off by the uplift truck fairies (yet)

* (By the way, when we say "uplift truck fairies" we haven't gone all MBUK and started pretending there's these weird elfin creatures hiding in the woods, grooming trails and scraping paint off bikes. No, we're just a bit cross at all the sour looking people at the last uplift day we went to, who got all cross just because young Dango chucked a fistful of mud at the truck when he couldn't get in. What did you think you were riding down? A mountain covered in Axminster and shiny new lino?)