Where is everyone?
Kent can't read any emails I send him because his ISP thinks I'm spam.
And everyone else who reads this seems to be an angry Intense M6 owner.
Can't think why that would be...
And everyone else who reads this seems to be an angry Intense M6 owner.
Can't think why that would be...
Mr Cushtie posted this at 8:33 am
8 Comments:
I'm angry, and I don't even have an Intense M-6 to blame it on.
Wait, wait, I actually do have an Intense M-6, and I am angry about that, but I seem to be even more angry about other things. My last seven riding days have turned out as follows:
1. Broken seat post binder bolt, had to walk out.
2. Broken seat post binder bolt, had to walk out.
3. Broken chain and rear derailleur, had to walk out.
4. Broken derailleur hanger, had to walk out.
5. Broken wheel due to obscured spoke damage from chain brutally yanked between spokes and cassette repeatedly on days 3 and 4, had to walk out.
6. Supercell microburst with tornado and Old Testament lightning, had to walk out,while attempting to not be the tallest object in the area connected to a substantial chunk of metal.
7. Misunderstood which of several women I met the previous week called to arrange to ride with me. Unsuccessfully feigned illness, then had haul a ton of ass to get far enough ahead to jump into the bushes and crush the rear brake hose with a rock, inadvertently spraying brake fluid all over the caliper and putting a respectable dent in the non-driveside of the rear triangle, had to walk out.
Currently rolling: Nicolai UFO-ST, Specialized SX Trail II, Santa Cruz Nomad ('08. '09's are for Gaylords) Commencal Meta 5.5, Kona Bass.
Anyone interested in an '08 Santa Cruz Nomad with a dent the size of coffee cup in the non-drive side of the rear triangle?
A Shimano Saint rear disc brake with a substantially shorter than usual hose and brake fluid dripping out of the caliper?
Does anyone know of a product that comes in a foil pack about the size of packet of GU and causes brief but intense gastro-intestinal discomfort?
Did you know that you can't edit comments once they are pubished?
Well, I think we have all learned a lot.
I can't help you dispose of bicycles that have coffee-cup shaped dents in them. On the other hand, I sold Ratboy a bike that had a dent in the top tube from my unfeasibly durable testicles, so maybe if you make a similar dent in the side of the Nomad, he'll take it off your hands.
What the FUCK are you two on about?
And why is there a disabled sign next to the WORD VERIFICATION box? Is it to catch mongs out?
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