Tuesday, July 17, 2007

A romantic afternoon

Whilst I was passing out in front of a film about Finnish ski jumpers, Jason & other half drove to Cobham so that they could have a "'lovely walk by the River Mole'. It started off nice, then crossed through a field full of angry bulls, over a bridge crossing the M25 and back, then down a country lane towards Wisley (where the youths go to do their jump work). Anyway, about 3/4 of the way down this road there is a gate (smashed open) and various signs, one which says 'If you ride a motorcycle past this point, it will be seized and crushed' and another that says '24 hour CCTV surveillance'; and this is supposedly a public wood. So, we carry on down the road only to be faced with a third sign, in red and white, which reads 'DANGER Fox Mange'. We press on. We get to the bit where the jump work is participated in and are bordered by a ten foot high fence with razor wire on the top and all of a sudden the path just stops, so we have to scramble down a bramble-covered banking onto the A3 and walk for a mile along the side of a virtual motorway."
Fox mange??? Transmission ends.

2 Comments:

Blogger The Other Kent said...

Perhaps the sign was posted by a Frenchie and bore some thinly veiled reference to the disgusting Frenchie practice of oral love making. I think "mange" is the Frenchie word for "eat", as in "tapis mange", which literally translates as "eat carpet", but we all know it really means something else when those dirty Frenchies say it. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha. Perhaps the reference was to the actress Vivica Fox. In that case, "Fox Mange" takes on a wholly different and clearly purient meaning. I believe the person who posted this sign should be detained for questioning. Once you find the miscreant, if he/she responds "Oui." when you call out their name, you can bet he/she is a dirty Frenchie with a penchant for oral sex with Vivica Fox. Any other questions? Wait, oh my god, it could refer to the actor Michael J. Fox. The actor Edward Fox? As the sign was posted in Britian, I think the actor Edward Fox is our best bet. He is a Lime, and considering the fact that he spent quite a good bit of time in Frenchieland filming the movie "The Day of the Jackal", he would be a likely suspect. Perhaps Edward Fox is seeking potential Frenchie partners in psychopathology, and a public invitation in Frenchie-talk to engage in oral sodomy is one of his recruting techniques. (Have I used the word "perhaps" more than eleven times in this screed? Eleven really is my limit you know.) Perhaps you do not actually crave really nice shirts, as you have not told me your size and your preference for buttons. Perhaps I'll just send you something anyway. That'll get you back you ungrateful Theosophist twit.

3:10 am  
Blogger The Other Kent said...

Ahh, James my boy. Good to hear from you again.

3:12 am  

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