Fun things to do with a singlespeed Part 2

6. While riding along a flat cycle path, let one of your friends bugger about with the ETA setting on your fork. With any luck he'll put his bar ends or some other part of his retro shithouse couldn't-afford-gears-despite-earning-an-unholy-wage-as-an-accountant-or-something-else-mindbendingly-interesting bicycle into yours, and you'll go flying over the bars, to hopefully land on your head, or some other soft part of your body. Then you can spend Christmas with concussion, which makes talking to the relatives a bit less painful, while little Jimmy or another of those snot-nosed children that appear at Christmas mashes his brand new Tonka truck into your shins.