Trail Etiquette, Part II

After thinking about it for a while, I realized that my threat to snatch someone off his bike the next time he tried to blow past me without announcing his approach was just the sort of response that a macho rider would want. It would provoke a confrontation, and give him an excuse for physical violence. Then it occurred to me that perhaps the appropriate response would be to catch up with him in the parking lot, and kiss him full on the mouth in front of all of his buddies. Then it occurred to me that this was just the sort of response that a macho rider would want...........